Here I am! Totally rocking the knitted woollen hat look! I bought it today. It has a skull on. God, I'm so edgy! And me 40 and all! I'm even wearing it INDOORS, in the manner of Howard Donald, or similar cutting edge style icon. And it's not even as though the heating is off or anything. (I didn't get where I am today without knowing that there's NOTHING like adopting up-to-the-minute youth trends for shaving years off you in the eyes of others!)

I've never felt so alive, I tell you!!!!!