I made this, ahem, "charming", folksy Christmas felt star. Just to be clear, the legs and stitching absolutely are meant to be a bit wonky and bent out of shape. I think you'll find it's part of the piece's naive charm, actually!.

If I was Elsie you'd be lapping this up.
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Anyway, I thought I would make a few of these, and then it is just a short leap to pretending to dh that I also made the wreath below, and that I have not been out blowing the heating budget on Christmas frivolities.

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No, to be honest I don't think he'll buy it either.