I'm back - but only briefly. Things got dodgy with my back and I ended up in hospital for 10 days having emergency surgery and being dead brave and grown up and everything! I'm home now and have a hugely impressive 6 inch scar right down to the top of my bum, so I can't really go flashing it to impress people. Well maybe not, we'll see.

I can't sit down for 6 weeks plus I'm on some pretty groovy painkillers that make the world a warmer, fuzzier place, so I won't be posting for a while, but rest assured I will reveal the full grisly tale in tedious detail in due course. I made my husband take pictures of me straight out of surgery, for future scrapping purposes (what a gal!) so try to contain your excitement about those!